so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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