that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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