"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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