Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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