How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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