i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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