okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I need to stop coming to work sober
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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