try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Come on in and take your pants off
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