i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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