haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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