i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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