My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
where does the pee come out of this thing
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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