Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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