ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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