she was so not down for the gang bang
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm both gender and math confused
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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