Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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