i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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