I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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