i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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