the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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