All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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