please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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