God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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