I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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