Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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