I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
We smell like vodka and hangover
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