doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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