Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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