But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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