He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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