i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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