"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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