Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I need water and some morals
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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