If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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