I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
