We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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