We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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