Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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