She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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