It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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