at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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