we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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