I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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