Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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