No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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