You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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