Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Randomize
