I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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