So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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