Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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