small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Congratulations! We have a period
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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