How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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