he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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