try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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