so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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