hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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